| by Baron Claude Borlz
Last Writes you will always find on the last page of ABR,
because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
My readers are the best source of material for the back page.
Here are some examples ……….
Carlo’s Corner
Die main man van Springs en sy meisie stap bietjie rond in die East Rand Mall. Hulle stap
verby ‘n nuwe “Hip and Happening” restaurant. Met die verbyloop sê sy: “Sjoe, liefie, ruik
daai steak. Dit ruik fantasties!” Omrede Springs manne die goeie ouens is wat hulle is,
dog hy: “Te hel daarmee. Kom ek bederf haar bietjie.” Toe loop hulle weer verby.
“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate. “Terrible!” the roommate answered. “He showed up in
his 1932 Rolls Royce.” “Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?” “He was the original owner.”
Beste comeback van ‘n oorgewig outjie wat gespot word. “Hey vetgat!!” Sê die boelie “Hoekom is jy so dik??”
Buksie “Want elke keer as ek jou sussie spyker, gee sy my ‘n koekie”
A married man’s honest confession: I always read my wife’s horoscope to see what kind of day I am going to have.
Tanya’s Tale
Desmond’s Dig
Met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “but I
am not allowed to grant that type of wish.” “Fine,” I said,
“Then I want to die when England wins the FIFA World Cup.”
“You crafty bastard!” said the fairy.
Every once in a
while somebody
gets it right. This
is not yet found
in the Oxford
dictionary, so it
was “Googled”
and discovered
to be a recently
“coined” new
word found
on T-shirts on
eBay: Read this
one over slowly and absorb the facts that are within this
definition. A Perfect Fit.
Gavin’s Gout
I know that this is in bad taste, but what the
hell ………
Oscar wanted to get a new bathroom door but
his girlfriend was dead against it.
Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told
him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out.
If he gets off this charge it will be the closest shave anyone
has had with only 2 blades.