Automotive Business Review September | Page 114

| by Baron Claude Borlz Last Writes you will always find on the last page of ABR, because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. My readers are the best source of material for the back page. Here are some examples ………. Carlo’s Corner Die main man van Springs en sy meisie stap bietjie rond in die East Rand Mall. Hulle stap verby ‘n nuwe “Hip and Happening” restaurant. Met die verbyloop sê sy: “Sjoe, liefie, ruik daai steak. Dit ruik fantasties!” Omrede Springs manne die goeie ouens is wat hulle is, dog hy: “Te hel daarmee. Kom ek bederf haar bietjie.” Toe loop hulle weer verby. “How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate. “Terrible!” the roommate answered. “He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.” “Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?” “He was the original owner.” Beste comeback van ‘n oorgewig outjie wat gespot word. “Hey vetgat!!” Sê die boelie “Hoekom is jy so dik??” Buksie “Want elke keer as ek jou sussie spyker, gee sy my ‘n koekie” A married man’s honest confession: I always read my wife’s horoscope to see what kind of day I am going to have. Tanya’s Tale Desmond’s Dig Met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.” “Fine,” I said, “Then I want to die when England wins the FIFA World Cup.” “You crafty bastard!” said the fairy. Every once in a while somebody gets it right. This is not yet found in the Oxford dictionary, so it was “Googled” and discovered to be a recently “coined” new word found on T-shirts on eBay: Read this one over slowly and absorb the facts that are within this definition. A Perfect Fit. Gavin’s Gout I know that this is in bad taste, but what the hell ……… Oscar wanted to get a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it. Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out. If he gets off this charge it will be the closest shave anyone has had with only 2 blades.