General practice provides a kaleidoscope of opportunities for making mistakes. |
A COLLEAGUE recently told me of her embarrassing mishap after she recalled a patient who had refused to have life-saving treatment.
The doctor found herself getting emotional as she tried to convey the urgency of the situation, but the patient was afraid and wouldn’ t budge.
ALittle Red FAVOURITEof THE IRON DEFICIENT WOMAN # After 40 minutes of exhausting effort, my friend finally coaxed the patient into accepting the need for specialist intervention.
Now all she had to do was rebook an urgent appointment with the busy surgeon.
She called his office and launched into a rapid-fire verbal assault, giving ample details to convince the receptionist
of the need to squeeze her patient into a fully booked schedule.
The frazzled doctor finally stopped her ranting to catch her breath. It was the first opportunity for the listener to respond with a reality check:“ You’ ve called a pizza parlour.”
The doctor slammed down the phone, and sheepishly
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informed her patient that she had phoned the wrong number.
As the doctor tried phoning the correct establishment, the patient, still in shock, mumbled,“ You called a pizzeria?”
When it comes to patients, many of them are experts in procrastination, especially when it involves having a
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Pap smear. The best excuse I ever heard for failing to book an appointment was from a woman who postponed her visit to me because her husband required a lung transplant interstate.
It was dicey whether or not her husband would survive. He waited four weeks for a donor, then shared the donated lungs with another critically ill patient.
And, once a patient has finally presented for a smear, there may still be obstacles to proceeding.
One time, when I discovered my surgery lamp wasn’ t working and was off to get a torch to hold between my teeth, my patient suggested that I should have a head lamp like a miner.
She said her friend had been raving about using one during a recent camping trip. Then I remembered that I had one. So that’ s what I used.
She was so impressed by my gear that she insisted on taking a photo from the supine position to show her friend,
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THE PATIENT, STILL IN SHOCK, MUMBLED,‘ YOU CALLED A PIZZERIA?’ |