on, we hear the finer points of why Mr. Lemon is better than Del’ s Lemonade. All this, while sitting next to the gorgeous water fountain over the sounds of jovial Italian music. Details: waterfire. org; gondolari. com; federalhillprov. com
Watch Hill Yacht Club In my“ Housewives’” fever dream, one cast member belongs to the Watch Hill Yacht Club. The wives spend the day soaking up the sun on the westernmost part of the state: Watch Hill Beach. Of course, the housewives will luxuriate in the shingled cabanas. They’ re fully stocked and radiate old New England money. However, the rest of us plebs can park downtown and haul our beach gear up and over the sand dunes. Parking meters give you two hours for the whole day, which is just enough time to spot a real housewife in the wild. Details: Watch Hill Beach, watchhillfire district. org
Miss Petite Pilates Class No“ Housewives” series would be complete without an obligatory gym session. For a boutique studio experience, my money’ s on a Miss Petite Pilates class. However, I’ m not sure how much of a workout they’ ll get with all the hot tea being spilled left and right. And I don’ t know about you, but half of getting to any workout class is making sure you
The iconic fountain in Federal Hill’ s DePasquale Square.
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