From Chapter 8:
The big gnome advanced on
Nana Cowling...
“I’ll teach you to have
some respect for your elders,
you free-wheeling beatnik,”
she warned him, spinning
her coin-filled sock in the
air.
“I’m three-hundred years
old myself, ye daft woman!”
sneered the gnome.
“Then I’ll teach you to
have some respect for
youngsters, you pillock!”
The only thing that can
save them is to find the
natural enemy of the
garden gnome...
but what could it be??
"This book blows the lid off
the whole gnome
conspiracy!"
- Julian Assange
When the town of Damp Falls is attacked by
a horde of rampaging gnomes, bizarre and
hilarious results ensue...
You could give this book to your children,
but why should you let them have all the
fun?
Dig up the eBook here:
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"If your children enjoyed
War and Peace, they will
LOVE Attack of the Garden
Gnomes!!"
- Philbert Hedgecreeper,
Fertilizer Weekly
"This book is full of
outrageous lies. I intend to
sue."
- Nana Cowling