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RICH DIET?
O
ne afternoon a rich man was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his
driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, ‘Why are you eating grass?’
‘We don’t have any money for food,’ the poor man replied.
‘We have to eat grass.’
‘Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,’ the
rich man said.
‘But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree.’
‘Bring them along,’ the rich man replied. Turning to the other poor man
he announced, ‘You come with us, also.’
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, ‘But sir, I also have a wife
and six children with me.’
‘Bring them all, as well,’ the rich fellow answered.
They all climb in the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
rich gent and said, ‘Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
with you.’
The rich man replied, ‘Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass
is almost a foot high.’
Source: guy-sports.com
COWBOY BOOTS
A
cowboy is giving a talk to some school kids explaining that everything
a cowboy wears has a purpose. He says, “Now, my hat is shaped the
way it is to keep the sun off my face and the back of my neck and if
my horse needs a drink I can use my hat to scoop him up some water. And I
pull this bandana here that’s around my neck up over my face so that I don’t
get dust in my eyes and nose when I’m trailing cattle.”
A little boy sitting in the front row says, “How come you’re wearing
tennis shoes instead of Cowboy Boots?” The cowboy smiles and says,
“That’s so folks don’t mistake me for a truck driver”.
Source: banjohangout.org
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STRANGER DANGER
A
fter putting her children to bed, Jacqui changes into her old jeans
and a worn out blouse and proceeds to wash her hair. As she hears
the children getting more and more noisy in their bedroom, her
tolerance grows thin.
At last, Jacqui wraps a towel around her wet head and storms into their
room, putting them back to bed and giving them severe warnings. While
leaving the room, she overhears her three-year-old say in a shaky voice,
‘Who was “that”?’
Source: guy-sports.com
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