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COWBOY MANNERS
A
young cowboy walks into the saloon. He sits at the counter and
notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a
full bowl of chowder.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asked the old cowboy, “If you ain’t gonna eat that,
mind if I do?”
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler
and in his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, go ahead.”
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to
the bottom and notices a dead mouse. The sight was shocking and he
immediately barfs up the chowder back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”
THE COWBOY AND THE BIKER
A
cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are due to be executed
on the same day.
The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden
asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies,
“Ah shore do, wardn. Ah’d be mighty grateful if ’n yoo’d play ‘Achy
Breaky Heart’ fur me bahfore ah hafta go.”
“Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to
the biker, “And you, biker, what’s your last request?”
“That you kill me first.”
ONE SERVING PER DAY
A
big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the
waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter replied, “Ah Seńor,
you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull’s
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!” The cowboy
said, “What the heck, bring me an order.”
The waiter replied, “I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.”
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These
are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you
serve yesterday.”
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si, Seńor. Sometimes
the bull wins.”
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