Aries Magazine December 2013 / January 2014 Issue | Page 38

“With the AngelSoft, I feel like I only get two or three good poops out a roll. I expect much more from my toilet paper.” “I really don’t understand why Doctor Who is so popular. His arch-nemesis is basically just an odd shaped trash can that lights up and talks.” THINGS THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH “There must be, like, an online database for people to know when to have potlucks at work.” “I like to let a thought rattle around in my brain for a while, and then I’ll decide if I’m going to have a feeling or not.” CRAP MY N SAYS MA C’mon do you really think this, and if you do why do I have to say it? We love you, but sometimes we wish that didn’t have to say half of the things that get said. Save it for your buddy, not us! DEC 2013 & JAN 2014 “Purgatory sure doesn’t seem like a very nice place.” “Work sucks … especially when it starts at the crack of 10 o’clock.” “I don’t do well when people tell me things. I have to see them.” “I have a steak hole in my heart.” “Do you think there is a hash tag for ‘Jesus farted’ ?” / ARIES 37 “Judging by the giggles, you must be watching something gay about Cas and Dean.” “My brain doesn’t use logic.” 38 ARIES / DE C 2013 & JAN 2014