Aries Magazine December 2013 / January 2014 Issue | Page 38
“With the AngelSoft, I feel like I
only get two or
three good poops
out a roll. I expect
much more from
my toilet paper.”
“I really don’t
understand why
Doctor Who is
so popular. His
arch-nemesis
is basically just
an odd shaped
trash can that
lights up and
talks.”
THINGS THAT
COME OUT OF
YOUR MOUTH
“There must
be, like, an
online database for people
to know when
to have potlucks at work.”
“I like to let a
thought
rattle around
in my brain
for a while,
and then I’ll
decide if I’m
going to have
a feeling
or not.”
CRAP MY
N SAYS
MA
C’mon do you really think this, and if you do why
do I have to say it? We love you, but sometimes
we wish that didn’t have to say half of the things
that get said. Save it for your buddy, not us!
DEC 2013 & JAN 2014
“Purgatory
sure doesn’t
seem like
a very nice
place.”
“Work sucks
… especially when it
starts at the
crack of 10
o’clock.”
“I don’t do
well when
people tell
me things.
I have to
see them.”
“I have
a steak
hole in my
heart.”
“Do you
think there
is a hash
tag for
‘Jesus
farted’ ?”
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“Judging by
the giggles,
you must be
watching
something
gay about Cas
and Dean.”
“My brain
doesn’t
use
logic.”
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