Aries Magazine December 2013 / January 2014 Issue | Page 144

DIRTY SECRETS “I enjoy tortur- “My cat did ing my friends it...I don’t by making their have a cat” gifts impossible to unwrap” “I poked holes ™I filmed you changing a tampon and posted? “You have always told me you feel like your boyfriend is cheating you.. your right! With me your gay roommate” DEC 2013 & JAN 2014 / ARIES 143 “I am dating three guys at the same time by my mom. I am gay” in all your condoms. Now I know who my boyfriend was cheating with. Bitch” “There is a girl at my work who I despise. She needs to be in prison” “We believed in gay marriage so much. We got married as soon as we could. I regret every minute of it” “You leave your shades open thinking that nobody can see you mister. I see everything” 144 “I avoid you like a virus. Every time you facebook me or see you at Fivestar. I purposely try to make sure you don’t see me” “UMMM SHUT UP” “No that you got married and had kid, what are you gonna do now. Maybe you should rethink your standards” ARIES / DEC 2013 & JAN 2014