Aries Magazine December 2013 / January 2014 Issue | Page 116

HisCONFESSIONS Stripper pole A new club opened up and found out that there was a stipper. I wanted to impress one of friends that I liked. Bought a stipper a pole for my house and practiced on it until I looked like I knew what I was doing. Come club night, I ran to the pole when my jam came on and instead of grabing the pole with my hand I smaked it with my face. I never showed my face in there again. —Patrick, 28 WEb Cam Horror This one guy that I really liked asked me to come over to his house after school to “help him study”. I said sure, thinking I could make a move on him there. He was in his room when I got there. I put my books down, he told me to strip for him in a seductive way, then do some other sexy stuff. I was thinking that he liked me to, but boy was i wrong. Once I was completely naked I started rubbing myself everywhere and stuff. I even grabbed my shirt and rubbed it between my legs. After my crush got up, stripped down and told me to get down on my knees and suck him until he came. I did, and then to my surprise, he grabbed my arm and dragged me outside. I had to walk all the way home NAKED! When I went back to school on monday, I found out he had his webcam on the whole time and had sent the link to the whole school! —Henry, 22 Guys reveal their most embarrasing, OMG, what-was-Ithinking moments Risky Business Okay so it was a pretty long day after work so I headed for the bar Vince already knew my usual & had it ready when I walking in the bar. I looked around the bar and saw the regular’s that I hang with. It was Thursday so it was extra crowded. I glanced over to see a pretty blonde shyly sitting at the bar alone. I walked over to him and sat next to him & introduced myself. I didn’t remember much about that night other then taking my 6th shot. woke up the next morning in nothing but a silk sheet. looked over and The Playroom door was open. I looked inside and the ropes were on the floor and the gagging toy along with the whip was on the play bed. “The things you did to me last night” he stopped in his sentence & swallowed hard “was A-MA-ZING” my heart dropped. After we talked we agreed on meeting once again tonight to explore these activities again. I got to work and my co-worker expressed that we were having a meeting with one of the co owner of the company. My jaw dropped. “John this is Christian the co owner” I HAD SEX.. No wait.. I Gagged, Tied and Whipped my boss!!! His Face turned red as he stared at me. —Tobey, 24 DEC 2013 & JAN 2014 / ARIES 115 Naked Parents! One night, after playing a concert, a few friends and I headed to a party. My new boyfriend and I started making out. At about 4 in the morning, we went home. We were planning on staying at his house, but when we got there, we were locked out. We then drove out to my house and let ourselves in. Being hungry, we went to the kitchen, which is near my parents bedroom. As we were looking through the cupboards, we heard someone say something, We turn around, and there is my dad, completely nude! My boyfriend bursts out laughing, I screamed “DAD PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!” then turn, grab my boyfriend, and turn him around (he was to busy laughing). My dad stands there for a minute, asks “what are you guys doing here?” then goes to bed. This was the very first time my boyfriend met my dad, and although it didnt embarrass either of them, it was beyond mortifying for me. —Dex, 29 116 ARIES / DEC 2013 & JAN 2014