Finally, someone addresses the problem of the sweaty sack with innovation and 21st century thinking. Fresh Balls, it’s science for your nuts.
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Go Nuts Over Fresh Balls
There’s no delicate way to put this. As men, we have balls and our balls sweat. We’re not proud of it, we wish it didn’t happen, but that’s part of the package. Truthfully, it wouldn’t even be such a bad thing if it weren’t for girls. Playing some b-ball or working out at the gym, our balls get sweaty and it’s not a big deal. At least not until we’re in the elevator with a beautiful blonde and there is that unmistakable stank of balls permeating the area. Or worse yet, perhaps our blazing dance moves have secured us an escort home, the kind of girl you have to snap a photo of to prove she exists to your friends. Problem being, of course, that