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74 AWESOME ADVENTURES The door slid open and Perlock crawled in, muttering. The secretary screamed. "Sir, what's happened? Are you all right? I've been terribly worried.” "We've been terribly worried," corrected the door. "Water," Perlock. water." mumbled "Must have His secretary stretched out an arm to the watercooler then, taking the cup, she placed it on the floor. Perlock drank his fill, and sighed. With great difficulty he climbed onto his chair. The secretary began making soothing noises and placed two aspirins and several tranks on the desk-top. The door spoke. "Aren't humans lucky, dearest of all masters, to have robots always at hand to look to every need?" "Door is right, isn't he, Sir,” said the secretary. After she was repaired, she often wondered why her master had thrown her with such vehemence at door. And, as he told his maintenance robot later, door wondered too. In the next Awesome issue: THE PREPOSTERATOR ..... Virgil Benson Clyde He had invented a machine that could make the wildest things happen. But could he switch it off before it wrecked the planet?