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By Nat Nietzold a careful forefinger. "Ah," he groaned, "it's done for." called "Shut up, door,"Perlock out Lurton before the door could even utter a word on his approach. Then he strode straight into the door as though he had expected it to open. He fell backwards uttering nasal moans, hand wrapped around his wounded appendage. "Master, master," said the door, its eye-stalks waving about in despair, "I only did your bidding. 'Shut up, door,’ you said. I can but obey, most generous master. Sir," it added as an afterthought. "You've crushed my nose," he yelled, but it came out a little muted. "It's all gone soft. It moves in places where it never used to." He prodded with Perlock's hand went to his head and tugged at the strands of hair spread sparsely over his scalp. "Quiet, I meant." He stood up and forgot his nose for 57