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BATTLE OF THE SEXES

Dear Battle of the Sexes : It ' s amazing to me that my husband does not come down with food poisoning . He ' s an intelligent guy , but never apparently learned in health class that food goes bad if it ' s left too long in the refrigerator . He has actually eaten things that have been in there over a week , and will eat bread that has greenmolded . He just picks off the green part and says it ' s fine . Not only is that gross , it ' s so unhealthy and is setting a bad example for the kids !
- Grossed Out Wife
Dear Battle of the Sexes :
I have just one complaint about my wife . I have asked her to stop doing this repeatedly , but my requests have apparently fallen on deaf ears . I wish she would stop volunteering me for projects . I can ' t tell you how many times I get home on a Friday night ready to relax all weekend , then find out my wife volunteered me to fix Uncle Fred ' s furnace or her friend Sally ' s sink ! Honestly , I am very handy and don ' t usually mind helping people out . I just wish she would ask me first before loaning me out to her friends and relatives !
- Irritated Husband
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