Laugh Yourself Silly
Humour Me I’m Old
Sourpuss Therapy
I Am Suzy A Talkaholic
PRACTICAL JOKES BEGIN
With the excitement of receiving my surprise
gift it was difficult to make time to use a toi-
let. I cried out: “Robotica stop the golf cart, I
have to go real bad”. Fortunately, a portable
toilet for highway construction workers was
just sitting there in the middle of a bushy area.
Robotica insisted she check out the area for
poison ivy or biting insects first to make certain
it was safe. After a few minutes Inspector Potty
called out in a giggly laughing voice: “OK Joe,
the coast is clear.” Upon reaching the enclosed
toilet there was an OUT OF ORDER sign posted
on the door.
Something told me it was a funny trick my prac-
tical joker companion pulled off to amuse me.
My guess was dead-on, the toilet was empty;
it stunk like crap, it was in working order, and
so was my bladder. Upon returning to the golf
cart, a fresh perfumed tissue was brought into
play. We laughed ourselves silly before head-
ing home.
The first stop scheduled for the next day was a
dental appointment at 10 AM. Robotica logged
each of my recorded appointments into her
memory bank for future reference as called for.
She set three alarm clocks to go off at the same
time so I could get to my appointment on time.
It worked!
On the way from my dentist’s office, it was
customary to treat the employees with a box-
ful of lip-smacking donuts once a month. My
accommodating driver offered to take care of
this errand. Time was short-lived so I did not
peek into the box. What a surprise awaited us.
The box was filled with celery sticks, baby car-
rots, green pepper wedges, cauliflower pieces,
cherry tomatoes and a large container of ranch
dressing dip. It was a delightful change from
the donut routine. Robotica was also delight-
ed. Her appetite for creating funny shenani-
gans was immense.”
THE WRITERS TWO CENTS WORTH
“Almost every day Robotica gave Joe an en-
tertaining reason to express his happiness by
laughing.
Remember, it’s not how good or bad you golf,
or whether your golf cart is robotic or normal,
it’s all about the pleasure you get from either
one. Cheers to Franklin who laughed his way
to eternity, but not before handing down his
beloved Robotica for someone else to share.
At this point, as the author, I thought it would
be fun to list some of Robotica’s countless
pranks you may wish to play on others for
amusement. May you smile, laugh and have a
happy drive in your golf cart wherever it may
be.”
Part 3 Continued May 2018 Issue.
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Suzy James
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