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YMCA - Eagan
550 Opperman Dr
Eagan, MN 55123
[phone]
www.ymcatwincities.org
ZOO
Minnesota Zoo
13000 Zoo Blvd
Apple Valley, MN 55124
[phone]
www.mnzoo.org
JOKES!
Eating a watch seems really time consuming.
Q: What did one casket say to the other? A: Is that you coffin?
Geography joke. You had to be there.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
Q: Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on the sides? A: So when they return to port
they can Scandinavian.
You don’t need a parachute to do skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
Past, present & future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean beef.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing pictures of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup
artist.
Q: Why can’t dinosaurs clap? A: Because their extinct.
It’s always so windy in sports arenas. All those fans…
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
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