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EDITORIAL & OPINION
THE MESSAGE. BRINGING INTO FOCUS FILIPINO PRESENCE IN AUSTRALIA
www.kalatas.com.au | Volume 5 Number 4 | January 2015
HUMMING IN MY UNIVERSE
My bold predictions, v.2015
T
he tradition continues. At this time of year I automatically go into
a trance and transform into a swami. And while
in a catatonic state, I blurt out
my visions for the coming year,
2015. When I do, it is said that I
speak rapidly and almost unintelligibly. I don’t know this because I am lost in some spell.
A spirit overtakes me. Luckily,
I have an assistant who records
everything I say lest my readers
miss out on the “lay of the land”
next year.
Dear readers, here are my
bold predictions for 2015 — revealed!
1) The ISIS ideology will
come to the Philippines but in
an unexpected twist, it will be
embraced and vigorously carried out by women! Yes. This
is, after all, a matriarchal society that we live in.
Men will be harassed, detained, punished, persecuted, and will be in constant fear
for their lives. This rampaging
army of women will carry the
name “MISIS”!
2) There will be a worldwide social media movement
urging everyone to upload their
nude photos and sex videos online for everyone to see. Contrary to what ever