ALGB - Issue 2.0 - Revised | Page 10

Watermelon
Adam G ( 4th Grade )
Watermelon turn on the Salami Phone . Rainbow barf on the Floor . Now my LiFe IS CRAZY . tigers in the bathroom RiPPing UP MY Soap . this Day is getting WORSE . LIONS in the shower . Monkeys in the Pool . Now What to Do . Sheep Eating grass . Snakes in My bedRoom . turkeys in the toilet . it ’ s getting even worse ! Pandas ON the Piano . bees IN MY Ears . this day couldn ’ t get worse , but it DiD . Kitties IN the Kitchen Eating all my Food . goats Eating all my Clothes . Wood Peckers hammering on the Door . beavers chopping Down my tree NOW I ' M DOOMED ! I ’ M Calling Animal Control . Poop . Where ’ s My PHONE ?
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