The Art of a Fart
Caeser C ( 8th Grade )
A fart it is a pleasant thing , It gives the belly ease , It warms the bed in winter , But smells like rotten cheese .
A fart can be quiet , A fart can be loud , Some leave a powerful , Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short , Or a fart can be long , Some farts have been known To sound like a song .
A fart might not smell , While others are vile , A fart may pass quickly , Or stay for a while
A fart can occur In a number of places , And leave everyone there , With strange looks on their faces .
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