The Chicken Nugget Portal ( Guest starring Messi and Ronaldo !)
Xavier R ( 6th Grade )
Ronaldo had bought a bucket of Chicken Nuggets . He had bought it from the only place to buy nuggets , the Original Chicken Nuggeteer Factory Inc . Ronaldo was walking down the lane , smelling that good nugget smell . It was like … like … well , Ronaldo couldn ’ t describe it . He was fantasizing about eating them with just the right mix of ketchup , mayonnaise , mustard , horseradish and a touch of lemon juice . Suddenly , a snake slithered out of the bucket . “ Oh no !” cried Ronaldo . He looked inside the bucket , and there were no nuggets at all , just a measly portal to another dimension . “ Where are my Chicken Nuggets !?!” He cried . Meanwhile , the snake had crawled into Ronaldo ’ s ear to hide from that horrid screaming man . Ronaldo had shoved his hand into the portal , trying to find his nuggets . His fingers came across one , and he grabbed it , and pulled it out . However , there was a pointy headed gu-nome on the end of the nugget . Ronaldo jabbed the gu-nome into his ear , trying to dislodge it from his precious nugget . He did not succeed in dislodging the gu-nome , but the poor snake who had been hiding in Ronaldo ’ s ear , was , by the pointy head of the gu-nome , unalived . The snake ' s ghost was not so happy about being killed , so it decided to try to repay the act of “ kindness ” by returning the favor to Ronaldo . But Ronaldo anticipated this move by the snake , so he called Messi Ghost Service Inc . Co . It just so happened that eradicating ghost snakes was his specialty .
Messi arrived with his trusty Orange Sucker-Upper Vacuum . This vacuum may or may not have been stolen from the Ghostbusters . Messi grabbed the handle and started waving around the nozzle . The ghost , like any other ghost , was invisible , and because he was only an amateur ghost catcher , Messi did not bring his ghost spotter Balloon ! However , he must have hit the ghost eventually , and there was a thump , and then some strangled cries . Messi turned around , job well done , and the vacuum , which was still on , hit Ronaldo right in the face ! It tried to sucked him in , but huge Ronaldo could never have fit in that tiny tube , so he clogged it up ! Messi was very angry at this , and , with a grumble , used the Unclogger to , not pull him out , but push Ronaldo into the base of the vacuum . Now , the ghost of the snake was already actually trapped in the base . Ronaldo did not know this , so he started flailing about inside . Eventually , the snake ghost noticed all this screaming and pounding and crying , and came over to Ronaldo to see what was going on . When the snake saw Ronaldo ’ s big chubby juicy face , he went “ YARGH !” and clamped down on Ronaldo ’ s nose . Ronaldo , naturally , screamed . The snake pulled back , and ripped Ronaldo ’ s face off . However , to the snake ’ s surprise , there were wires inside of Ronaldo ’ s face instead of organs . Actually , though , the ‘ Ronaldo ’ inside the Sucker-Upper was just a decoy bot , set up by the real Ronaldo to stop little incidents like this one from happening to Ronaldo . Now though , Ronaldo , who had been watching the bot over a hidden camera , had to try to salvage his bot to fix it , so , back at his hidden bunker , he left the cam room . He trundled along , and came to a room marked JETPACKS . Very inconspicuous , yes . No one would EVER guess that there were JETPACKS in the JETPACK room . Anyway , he grabbed one , a Nugget Flier-9000 , as well as a ball spooter ( Model number : Nugget Spooter-2 ), which shoots small little mini soccer balls at Ronaldo ’ s enemies . He then went to the helipad where he could use his jetpack , and took off toward the bot . MEANWHILE
Messi was about to jump into his car , when a great big nugget smelling gaseous blast of jetpack fuel blasted into the clearing . It was Ronaldo with his awesome Nugget jetpack , already spootering things with his Ball Spooter . Messi dived behind his car , and decided he needed to defend himself . He readied his vacuum by flicking a switch to REVERSE / EXIT . He jumped up
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