Aphorisms
I’ve been in a long time.”
“I know a lot because I been through a lot.”
“I know everything but nothing - and if I knew about
nothing I would truly know everything.”
“I know I was born and I know I will die, the in-between is
mine.”
“I know my value when I am surrounded by foolish people
and I know my stupidity when I am surrounded by wise
people.”
“I know that there are things that never have been funny,
and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a
shield, but it is not a weapon.”
“I know women are smarter than men, that’s why I live in
comfort with my stupidity.”
“I leave homework to the last day because I’ll be older and
therefore wiser.”
“I lie the loudest when I lie to myself.”
“I lost friends and money, I just want my money back.”
“I love dreams, because it makes me do things that I can’t
do when I’m awake.”
“I love mankind, he said, ‘but I find to my amazement that
the more I love mankind as a whole, the less I love man in
particular.’”
“I made an interesting realization the other day. The hard
advice to accept is your own.”
“I may have a lot of regrets but what I learned and
experienced from them I will always treasure.”
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