Aphorisms
“When someone ignores you on purpose, be sure that your
name is glowing in his mind.”
“When someone ruins your day, just remember that that
someone is you.”
“When someone says “I’m only kidding”, they’re not. That
must be the way they truly feel, or else they could not
have come up with a joke or an insult as horrible as that.”
“When something happens to you, consider what it
means. There’s a purpose to life’s events, to teach you how
to laugh more or not to cry too hard.”
“When something is gained, something is always lost.”
“When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is
no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has
brought his own stool.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the
fire department generally uses water.”
“When the devil wants to dance with you, you better say
never, because a dance with the devil might last you
forever.”
“When the evil rule the day, the people perish.”
“When the going gets tough, let the tough get going.”
“When the rain pours in your life it’s washing away the
things that shouldn’t be.”
“When the time comes, take the last one.”
“When the train goes through a tunnel and the world gets
dark, do you jump out? Of course not. You sit still and
trust the engineer to get you through.”
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