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WINTER | THE COMMENTATOR Martin Fullard is in the silent majority T o procrastinate from writing this column I elected to flick through my local parish magazine. Yes, I live in a Surrey village, and yes, news is often tedious in extremis. One cracking feature caught my eye, in the same way that news of a rail fare hike might. A man with crossed arms and a furrowed brow was pictured standing next to a road in which the annual Ride Surrey bicycle race comes through. The synopsis was that he was very cross at the number of cyclists passing through the village year- round, in order to, presumably, avoid their wives and children ahead of the Big Day. He is quoted as saying he doesn’t mind the race taking place but is very cross that he lives on the training route. Classic Nimby – Not In My Back Yard. You can’t do anything these days without someone petitioning to the council – which I remind you are unpaid volunteers with nothing else to do in life than raise parking fares and moan about cars. This attitude is becoming an increasingly big problem for local sport. Councils are reluctant to do anything for fear of the vocal minority depriving them of votes, and such voters will stop at nothing to prevent local sport happening. An example: Up the road from me is Woking, and just outside the town is the new Rise of the Nimbys Woking Sportbox complex. Sportbox had a controversial life before opening in early 2019. Residents, sorry, Nimbys, were very sad that it was being built at all. The fact it was being built on Greenbelt land was, according to one resident, an “abomination”. It was suggested that the empty, boggy marsh land next to the Portsmouth mainline railway should be left as it was: an unsellable patch of uselessness. Never mind how it is next to a school which badly needed new sports facilities. However, despite rabid campaigning, which included the customary petition, planning permission was granted. The next move in the Nimby playbook is disparagement and cheap insults. In one article I discovered on Surrey Live, a resident is recorded as saying the name Sportbox is “better suited to a cricketer’s jockstrap”, while another spoke of his “dismay”. The “dismayed resident” went on to say, and I quote: “It would have been a very nice touch if the elite of the council had the foresight to involve the local community on the naming of this intrusion, rather than one or two people making this decision.” The elite?! Intrusion?! Councillors don’t get paid, and the work they do is voluntary, with only nominal reimbursement for expenses. Maybe, then, Dismayed Resident has a point. We should have an Elite Council, a board of people who get paid huge salaries, skilled businesspeople who don’t shy away from making cold, hard business decisions. Then, maybe, we’ll end up with a better functioning society, with the Nimbys back where they belong: in their back yards and in parish magazines. “Councils are reluctant to do anything for fear of the vocal minority depriving them of votes” 53