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Customer C.A.R.E. by Dr Trilogy It all started one Monday morning, when all three telephone lines in our office went down within a few hours. First it was our ADSL line, and when we reported this on the one line that was working, we were given a reference number and told that it would be fixed within 48 hours. No explanations, no apologies, no empathy, just a bored call centre employee without any customer care skills. When we complained about the fact that we would have to wait two days, and that our business relied on the ADSL line, we were told rather rudely that we were not the only customers with this problem, so we should effectively stop complaining, and to lump it. Then the only remaining working line went down and we were left up a creek without a paddle. Something did not make sense, so I went up the street in search of technicians, as I was sure that it was technicians in the area that were the problem. And so it was. I spied a contractor vehicle, and asked what they were doing. A piece of paper was thrust into my hand - a notice of service interruption to everyone in our street - advising that the lines were being upgraded. This notice was supposed to be given to us the week before, but why bother with such a simple communication to your customers? I could go on and on, suffice to say that over the next five days I had a running battle with this contractor and Telkom technicians, as they came in and out of my property and the adjoining properties, as they fumbled about with their “upgrade”. Let’s have a look at their rating against the Mirror Image of Customer C.A.R.E.: 1. 41091 2. 3. 4. Over Promise, and Under Deliver. If one peruses Telkom’s website and its advertising, it is littered with FM-Motorparts Logos_ABR_ad.pdf 1 such phrases as “best-in-breed”, 9/17/14 “experienced team of professionals”, “world-class infrastructure”, etc. and the biggest promise is that “Telkom Business is the blood that gives life to your operations”. Absolute rubbish, and an enormous lie, over promising and under delivering to a massive extent! Keeping Your Customer Waiting. This is also cut and dried. Not only was I kept waiting, without even knowing what I was waiting for, but the uncaring “it will be fixed in 48 hours” comment, and the fact that it took five days to fix, puts Telkom firmly in the horse’s rear end territory when it comes to keeping their customers waiting. Mushrooming Your Customer. Here, the horse manure is dished up in copious quantities. Telkom didn’t tell us that our lines were about to go down. They didn’t warn us in time so that we could have taken the necessary action to avoid our communication problems. And they even mushroomed their own call centre, with the operators totally unaware of the “planned” maintenance on our numbers. From a communication perspective, Telkom would achieve a rating of 0% if this was an exam. Appalling, disgraceful, shocking and unacceptable are just a few of the adjectives to describe Telkom in this mirror image aspect. And since this is a family programme, I will not use the words that I should be using to describe Telkom. Losing Your Cool. Even here, where it is not too difficult to get a decent score on how you interact with your customers, Telkom failed miserably. When I mentioned to the call centre that my business was suffering 2:38 PM because of the ADSL line going down, I was berated for only thinking 5. | sponsored by Federal-Mogul of my business, and that many other businesses were in the same boat. Apart from this comment being absolutely inane, the lack of humility and empathy is breathtakingly uncaring. Thus, another cardinal crime! Second Best is Good Enough. It is clear that Telkom is still in the Stone Age when it comes to customer C.A.R.E., and they are firmly entrenched in the monopolistic mindset. With this mindset comes the belief, despite their untrue comments on their website and their advertising, that second best is good enough, in everything they do. It is an entrenched problem, and only genuine competition will change this vexatious customer care aberration. So there you have it. Another example of an institution failing the mirror image test. Telkom scores badly on all five points, and a clear indication that they regard their customers as the rear end of a horse. They lost the plot decades ago, and only intense competition will get them out of their rut, and to truly understand that C.A.R.E. means Customers Are Really Everything!