| by Baron Claude Borlz
Last Writes you will always find on the last page of ABR,
because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Some South African
humour:
Since this is election month, this election
poster which has been doing the rounds may
solve your problems – so just treat 7 May as a
holiday.
I recently visited Brazil,
and the currency
declaration that you had
to fill in was interesting:
they are really worried
about hot money!
With our Super Rugby sides not doing so well,
I thought that it was time we brought Bakkies
Botha back, with some Chuck Norris type
observations:
Die body builder vat die blondine na
sy woonstel. Hy trek sy hemp uit en
die blondine se: “Oe, maar jou borskas
is gespierd!” Hy se: “Dis 100 kg dinamiet,
liefie” Die body builder trek sy langbroek uit en
die blondine se: “Oe, maar jou kuite is massief!”
Hy se: “Dis 100 kg dinamiet, liefie!” Die body
builder het planne met haar en trek sy onderbroek
uit. Skielik rek die blondine se oe so groot soos
pierings en sy hardloop al gillend weg. Die body
builder trek sy broek vinnig aan en hardloop agter
haar aan. Hy haal haar in en vra hoekom sy so
uit sy woonstel weggehardloop het. Die blondine
antwoord: “Ek was vreeslik bang om naby al daai
dinamiet te wees ...nadat ek gesien het hoe kort die
fuse is.”
My skoonma kla alewig dat niemand haar meer
bel nie...Toe sit ek ‘n “How’s My Driving” sticker
op haar kar se bumper, met haar nommer op...
nou lui haar foon sonder ophou!
And finally, some pictures
that need no caption …..
Bakkies Botha bit the Apple logo.
Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life
Bakkies Botha doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Bakkies Botha can strangle you with a cordless phone
Death once had a near-Bakkies Botha experience
Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door
Bakkies Botha doesn’t need a GPS. Bakkies Botha decides where he is
Bakkies Botha was in all 6 Star Wars movies... as The Force
The sheep on Bakkies Botha’ farm are the ones that give us steel wool
Bakkies Botha can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together
Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish
enough to attack him
Bakkies Botha can speak Braille
When Bakkies Botha thr