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Some Insightful Quotes:
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.- Steve Martin
I love mankind; it ' s people I can ' t stand.- Charles M. Schulz
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.- Ron White
I haven ' t spoken to my wife in years. I didn ' t want to interrupt her.- Rodney Dangerfield
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don ' t know.- W. H. Auden
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.- Les Dawson
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.- George Burns
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America.- James Joyce
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn ' t sit for a month.- Theodore Roosevelt
If two wrongs don ' t make a right, try three.- Laurence J. Peter
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody ' s listening.- Franklin P. Jones
What ' s another word for Thesaurus?- Steven Wright
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.- Abraham Lincoln
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