LAST WRITES- BY BARON CLAUDE BORLZ
Some great quotes
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member- Groucho Marx
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly- Winston Churchill
What ' s another word for Thesaurus?- Steven Wright
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul- George Bernard Shaw
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts- E. B. White
Why don ' t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum- P. G. Woodhouse
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific- Lily Tomlin
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man- Lana Turner
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy- Benjamin Franklin
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full- Henry Kissinger
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city- George Burns
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive- Elbert Hubbard
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please- Mark Twain
If two wrongs don ' t make a right, try three- Laurence J. Peter
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody ' s listening- Franklin P. Jones
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party- Ron White
It ' s simple, if it jiggles, it ' s fat- Arnold Schwarzenegger
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night- Steve Martin
Age is something that doesn ' t matter, unless you are a cheese- Luis Bunuel
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?- Robin Williams
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before- Mae West
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster- Clint Eastwood
WORDS IN ACTION 48 AUGUST 2025