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LAST WRITES
By Baron Claude Borlz
20 Dad Jokes
1. A fake spaghetti dish is an impasta! 2. Scientists might not trust atoms because e they make up everything. 3. A belt made of watches is a waist of time. 4. After a cheese factory exploded in France, all that was left was de Brie. 5. Some people are on a seafood diet-when they see food, they eat it. 6. A fear of speed bumps can be overcome e slowly. 7. The numbers 19 and 20 fought, and the result was 21. 8. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents! 9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
10. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
11. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
12. Why don’ t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
13. What did the big flower say to the little flower?“ Hi, bud!”
14. I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’ t find any.
15. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
16. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off. 17. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 18. Why don’ t skeletons fight each other? They don’ t have the guts! 19. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! 20. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ ll meet you at the corner!
More dad jokes on the way in the next issue ……………
NOVEMBER | DECEMBER 2025 41 WORDS IN ACTION