TIPS FOR LADY MONSTER HUNTERS NO. 06
TIPS FOR LADY MONSTER HUNTERS NO. 06
Always Be Prepared!
As every lady monster hunter knows, preparing for pirates poses a problem. It is best to be ready for inconveniences when they rear their ugly heads. Therefore, it is highly recommended that every prepossessing lady pack with the expectation of getting kidnapped by pirates at least once on her adventure. Preparing for the worst will help prevent even the more embarrassing situations.
Always carry a dainty visiting card case and a few dozen extra calling cards. Pirates are notorious for informality, and in order to maintain the proper decorum you will want to present these cards to each member of the crew when given the chance.
Remember to fill your bodice or sleeve with a few extra handkerchiefs. Cleanliness is not generally regarded by pirates, and when shaking their hands or eating their foods or sitting at their table you may come away with an unpleasant stain, or, heaven forbid, a cold.
It may benefit the discerning lady to bring along a tincture of perfume when adventuring. Not only can this help alleviate the malodorous scents of any pirate ship, but can also come in handy when dealing with musty mummies, wet werewolves or a decomposing demon.
Handkerchiefs R Perfume