TIPS FOR LADY MONSTER HUNTERS NO . 06
TIPS FOR LADY MONSTER HUNTERS NO . 06
Always Be Prepared !
As every lady monster hunter knows , preparing for pirates poses a problem . It is best to be ready for inconveniences when they rear their ugly heads . Therefore , it is highly recommended that every prepossessing lady pack with the expectation of getting kidnapped by pirates at least once on her adventure . Preparing for the worst will help prevent even the more embarrassing situations .
Always carry a dainty visiting card case and a few dozen extra calling cards . Pirates are notorious for informality , and in order to maintain the proper decorum you will want to present these cards to each member of the crew when given the chance .
Remember to fill your bodice or sleeve with a few extra handkerchiefs . Cleanliness is not generally regarded by pirates , and when shaking their hands or eating their foods or sitting at their table you may come away with an unpleasant stain , or , heaven forbid , a cold .
It may benefit the discerning lady to bring along a tincture of perfume when adventuring . Not only can this help alleviate the malodorous scents of any pirate ship , but can also come in handy when dealing with musty mummies , wet werewolves or a decomposing demon .
Handkerchiefs R Perfume