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my girlhood dream to have a genie, so I came quite prepared. As the castle fell from the sky, I gave the Djinn my best sympathetic glance over the cloud of fragrant tea, and my allure then slowed the castle's descent. "Why do you want to kill us, oh Genie?" quoth I. “When abducted from my home and forced to join the slaves in the building of the Temple of the Son of David, the filth, I completed my job diligently alongside my kin. Son of David, may his name be forgotten, bade us embrace the true faith of Allah, his name be damned. I refused, and for this I was shut up inside this cursed cucurbit, and a seal was placed over the opening. On this was writ the name of God Most High, which prevented me from leaving. As the Son of David, cursed be he, dwindled on his staff and fell to dust, I could but hear my kin and kind escape the bonds of the tyrant, but I was left, slave to the lamp. For over an hundred years, I vowed to reward any who would free me by giving them the world, but none came. For an hundred years more, I vowed to grant the wishes of any who would free me, and yet another hundred years passed. Then, quoth I, whoso free me from my prison I shalt kill, and though I must obey my Earthly master, I wilt find a way to obey my true master. I may be a prisoner in this Earthly realm, but my true master shall delight when he learns that I can still rend thee from the skies and open wide the gates of hell, causing the deaths of hundreds without so much as lifting a finger, and still bound in chains.” It was a long story, and I discovered it was extremely difficult to stretch half a cup to the length of the Genie's tale, but I managed by sheer force of will. "But are you resolved to kill us all, even the innocent?" "Die thou must. I needs must kill thee." The castle continued to break apart. "But, will you answer me one question Genie, for I am left in awe of your history, and can scarcely contain my wonderment when I behold your power? It would satisfy me greatly in my last moments to know the answer, and, as we both know, it is not meet to leave anyone in unnecessary suspense." "I shall answer. Ask and be brief." "When I gaze upon your form, I am certain that you are enormous in size and power. I do not think this is an illusion, and yet, you claim that you were imprisoned inside this little bottle. How is this possible when neither your head, nor hand nor horn would fit inside this compartment even in part?" "Dost thou not believe that my power is sufficient to fit my own form within that vessel?" "I do not think that any amount of power is enough to shove an Elephant down the spout of a teapot. Surely the vessel would shatter." "Didst thou not see me appear from within the lamp immediately as I was summoned?" "I saw no such thing! For all I know, you were hiding behind a curtain, waiting to be called. Maybe you emerged from a trap door under the rug." "Doubt thou my power? I have ripped this palace from the earth, and even now hold it in my sway!" "For all I know you are using a trick of mirrors. No, I will not believe it until I see it with my own eyes!" "Then thou shalt marvel at my power!" And with that, the Genie turned into a vapor and entered the lamp! I picked up the vessel and stopped up its opening with a bit of candle wax and jam. Thereupon the castle plopped heavily down in the mountains outside of Cordoba, in Spain.