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for he did not appear to want to do any work, either. I am in Egypt to dig for mummies, not to let these poor, miserable, wretches do it for me. I ignored his attempts to dissuade me, and found I enjoyed the work very much. There is something comfortable about simple, ordinary work with one's hands! The men and I passed baskets of sand up the hill. One gets into the motions and feels quite at home. I was just reaching a lovely state of mindlessness, when an excited clamor arose ahead of me— something had been found! We had reached the entrance to the tomb of the Queen Hetepheres! All of the men became quite excited and chatty, though heaven only knows what they were saying. We all gathered about in front of the uncovered entrance and one man began to step in, when Lord Hargrave, forgetting himself, came pushing past all of us. One can hardly blame him for wanting to be first to open the tomb—he is the head of the dig—but he entered without acknowledging any of the workers, or even myself ! I've seen the man without his shirt, for heaven's sake. I think a little moment of intimacy would have been expected. "Thank you, Miss, for your trouble,” or some such. He disappeared into the tomb, and I entered behind. Hargrave said, “Oh, Miss Dashwood, look at the breadth of treasure here entombed! You would have regretted not seeing this, hey?!” And the riches, indeed, were vast! He lifted the torch high, spinning to illuminate even the darkest corners, and I gasped as the light fell upon the Queen's sarcophagus. If Mr. Longville were only here to see this, I thought—and then wondered why I should consider Mr. Longville at a time such as this! We moved closer. Lord Hargrave was told, “Please, do not yet disturb the tomb. Not until I have finished deciphering the warnings inscribed upon it...” But the young Lord grabbed a crowbar, and with his impressive strength, simply went to prying open the lid! The lid at first refused to move, and then, it cracked across the painted visage, the delicate paint crumbling and lifting upward as though disturbed by a breath taken inside the tomb. I say, we were all expecting a cursed mummy to spring forth. I even stood back. But nothing happened. Hetepheres lay dormant, a broken scarab over her heart, hands clasping a golden amulet. I hoped the Queen would have a more respectable fate than being ground up into a virility potion, for however long ago she lived, she was once a woman like myself. "I need an itemized list of this tomb's contents,” said Hargrave. “Down to the smallest bead, along with its estimated value. Bring in the cases; I want the contents of this room cleared and packed for shipping by sunset.” I think I understand Lord Hargrave's ill temper. He wants so very much to step out of his father's shadow and develop a name for himself. He was so very disappointed that the mummy wasn't cursed. I stayed with him well into the night, and he mostly ignored me, frazzled by the lifeless mummy. He thinks the mummy—“stupid mummy,” as he says—would have come to life if the “idiot Egyptians hadn't thrown away the mummy brains.” It seems that Egyptians thought the brain to be the most useless organ, though now we know differently, thanks to phrenology. Hargrave spent the rest of the night tinkering on some mysterious devices. Apparently he is quite talented when it comes to machines, having been raised around the most intricate and forward-thinking of technologies since a mere boy. It seems he has been making a replacement brain for the mummy. He stuck the machine in the brittle cranium of the Queen, turned it on, and—I’m sorry to say—began throwing a tantrum when nothing happened. I do hope he is not always so unpleasant when he works, for he seemed so attractive when we first met.