A Steampunk Guide to Hunting Monsters 18 | Page 6

The VENGEANCE of the W EDNESDAY , S EPTEMBER THE F IRST I am home at last! Ah, the wonderful sooty air! Th e skyline seems much changed since I left home all those long months ago! Yet the adventure has hardly ended, for now I must prepare for my own wedding! Can you even believe it! Only think: a Duke and a Duchess! Yet there is still one thing that humors me poorly, for wouldn’t you know it, but that silly Perdina Meeks has gone and gotten married while I have been away! Friends since childhood and I wasn’t even favored with an invitation to be a bridesmaid! Dear Aunt claims my invitation was addressed to the fi rst airship and therefore most likely delivered to the bottom of the sea, but that does not soothe my indignity. And not only married, but to a Baron! If she thinks that she can out-marry me, then she has quite another thing coming! For it isn’t often, is it, that you’re favored by a visit from a Duchess and a Duke! Uncle is afraid that he cannot quite aff ord the kind of wedding most commonly aff orded to a Duke, but I have no such reservations, for Percy is quite generous, and bound to help out. He is no miser. I wonder what it will be like to have to pack up all my belongings and vampire leave my family home to live in a palace? We will have landholdings in both England and France, heaven forbid, which is where we will also be taking our honeymoon. I immediately wrote to Perdina to invite her to my wedding... to a Duke, which I emphasized in the boldest ink lines. She must have taken it as an immediate invitation, for she has arrived too soon and is even now waiting in the drawing room. I am trying to come up with more things to write here in my journal in order to keep her waiting. I fear it is most pressing that I set out to the shops to choose a trousseau, and I’d rather not go for fear of having her as a companion. But I have just had the most interesting item delivered to my door. It seems that the fi rst wedding gift has arrived already, and even before the invitations have been sent. It is a gift from Lu Yan, who, I am overjoyed to hear, is alive and well! It is his “Guide to Hunting Monsters.” “Best wishes to the bride,” it reads. “May your love be ever true.” It is the most wonderful gift I have ever received, for contained within its pages are photographs, diary entries, specimens, and all the information one could ever want to know