A Noob's Guide to Minecraft / June, 2014 13
Once, there was a man named Steve. Steve had a blue shirt, dark blue pants, brown hair and blue eyes. Steve lived in a world that was made entirely made of rectangular prisms. Even Steve was made of rectangular prisms. Steve was great at architecture and spectacular at combat. However, all great things start from nothing. This is the story of how Steve’s achievements started.
Afterwards, Steve went to go mining and collected some cobblestone. Using the cobblestone, he made a stone pickaxe and a furnace. He also mined some coal to make torches and fuel the furnace. Eventually, he found some iron, and turned it into gear for himself.
Steve left the cave to finish his house. He obtained a stack of wood and turned it into materials for building. Using the materials, he managed to finish his house just as night fell.
When the night came around, he saw them from a distance. They were green-skinned and slow-ish. Some of them even carried weapons or wore armor. They appeared to be some kind of evil spawn, but with ties to the living, probably zombies. But Steve thought to himself, “How can they exist? I am the only one of my kind to have ever lived in this place.” However, the man noticed other types of the creatures, and thought, “There must be another species of intelligent life similar to mine that I can speak to, for zombies are made from animated corpses, not piles of flesh.”
There were other beings that spawned with the zombies, such as skeletons, giant spiders, and creepers (weird green things that stand upright, have no arms, and walk around on four legs. They also explode as their method of attack). Steve also noticed the occasional witch that spawned too.
The next day, the man decided to hunt for wool to make the quilt and mattress for his bed. Eventually, he found some sheep and decided to use his shears which he made for this purpose to collect the wool without killing the sheep.
When Steve returned home, he found some creepers looking at him. Luckily, he had a bow and some arrows on him. He took some shots at the creepers and managed to take them down. Later that day, Steve found some diamonds while exploring a ravine that he had found, but noticed that there was lava beneath them. However, Steve was crafty, and poured some water over the lava to cool it into obsidian. He managed to obtain the diamonds and retreat to the safety of his home.
The next few days went by with little important events except for a few creeper explosions. Steve eventually managed to find a stronghold and enter the land of the Ender Dragon.
And he was never seen again.