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and coordination of the sweep teams nowadays, working closely with Rob
Davey and a dedicated KCC team in Mike Vehbi, John Evans, Mac Mahone
and Hugh Murrell, assisted by KNCU safety officer Andrew Lake. Umko
normally has a lot of offers of help but the enthusiasm dies away for the
other races. KCC normally puts about twelve to fifteen safety people on
the water at the bigger rapids - No’s 1, 4, 5&6 and 7 - with a sweep team
following behind.
Other safety factors include the availability of helicopters and medical
personnel; meticulous checking of who enters, who finishes and who
withdraws is another nerve-wracking part of running this challenging event.
You certainly don’t enter the Umko thinkin g ‘nothing can go wrong’ and
in the end, all who decide to do the race accept the risks and quite rightly
undertake not to hold the organisers responsible for any mishaps, losses or
tragedies, signing an indemnity accordingly. The tradition of never missing
a race for 49 consecutive summers should continue with the onus firmly
on paddlers to decide whether to participate or not based on their own
assessment of conditions, their fitness and their abilities; “When in doubt,
keep it out” is good advice in life generally.
Many paddlers who have entered and then decided on the day not to
race have come back in subsequent years and enjoyed completing an Umko
when they felt more confident of their capabilities and happier with the
water level. That, and portaging a rapid you are not confident of shooting,
are wise decisions.
“And to those who believe that adventures
are dangerous, try routine: it kills you far
more certainly.”
anon
Almost unnoticed during the debates for the start to be (or not to be) at
Hella Hella, the KCC committee ‘relented on the rule which had previously
prevented woman paddlers from entering the race’. 1982 would see the first
woman in a mixed double and in 1983 would see the first woman finishers
in mixed doubles. Of course since then ladies have done what ladies always
do: Paddle the race in their own way, in K1s, K2s and K3s - and beaten many
a man along the way. Their stories make fascinating reading, as they joined
the rites of this secretive tribe deep in the Umko Valley.
Fifty Years in the Valley
Year /s
Start
Days
Overnight Party
Finish
Distance
km
1966 - 1968
Josephine’s
3
Riverside
Mpompomani
Sea
113
1969 - 1973
Hella Hella
3
Josephine’s Old
Camp Site
Sea
1974 - 1981
Josephine’s
2
Old Camp Site
Sea
113
1982 - 1983
Hella Hella
2
Riverside
Goodenough
130
1984
Hella Hella
2
Old Campsite?
Old Buck?
Mpompomani
103
1985 - 1987
Hella Hella
2
Riverside
Goodenough
130
1988 - 1989
Josephine’s
2
Mpompomani
Goodenough
98
1990 - 1991
No programs
2
1992
Hella Hella
to Josephine’s
2
None - paddlers
found own
accommodation
Sea (from
Mpompomani)
74
1993
Hella Hella
2
Josephine’s
Riverside
68
2009 - 2015
Day 1 Josephine’s
Day 2 Hella Hella
2
Hella Hella
(not compulsory)
Day 1 Riverside
Day 2 Josephine’s
68
4 races - No
‘71 race
145
The Four
Long Years
This latest “reverse” format has proved very popular with most organisers
and paddlers, facilitating organisation and logistics, eliminating the remotest
sections of the valley, reducing costs and enabling a much greater portion
of the spend to go to local people. No longer is food bought in Durban
and schlepped into the valley. Nor is it stirred with an old pickaxe handle.
Local people cater for us, and do so well. Owen Hemingway was overheard
groaning after one good meal, “This is the first race on which I have gained
weight!” For paddlers the race is shorter and the toughest section of the
course is now on the second day when they have ‘found a lower centre of
gravity’. More are likely to finish and those who break up do so further into
the race. Now its: ‘I broke up in No.1, over halfway into the race’ rather than
‘I broke up in No.1, less than 1% into the race’. Broken boats now also more
often get taken home for repairs! Up-country paddlers have a shorter journey
home, starting in Richmond rather than in Umkomaas, and the prize-giving
venue is close-by and on most people’s route home. Most importantly, the
overnight campsite spirit, camaraderie, horseplay and wisdom continues!
Although - whisper it - the camp is indeed now accessible to “hangers-on,
scrambler motorbikes and girlfriends”, some of who may already have
“soothed the fevered brow” of an Umko paddler or two! Another drawback
mentioned is that the last day being on the tougher section means broken
boats and walks are now more likely on the day people have to get home,
so up-country paddlers who take a hike may get home very late. Mind you,
‘twas always so. A walk in the Umkomaas valley is seldom a short one. But
at least the Umko - and its most challenging paddling section - has survived.
And thrived.
So 2016 will be the 50th consecutive summer of the Umko. No summer
has ever been skipped. There was no race in calendar 1971 as the race was
moved to March ‘72 - later in the same summer.
One strange format took place in 1984: Shortest race, Longest day.
It was the shortest Umko up to then at 103km, yet it had the longest first
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