The reasons I have blackwork tattoos have absolutely nothing to do
with any ideas about race, it is a sacred and ancient ritual practise,
that for me is personally healing on a multitude of levels.
My grandma is part African American and Native American, My
grandad is Jewish. I am very closely connected to them both. To-
gether they were one of the first mixed race couples to be married
in America back in the day, even made it into the papers and ev-
erything! Hand in hand at one of the ‘Ban the Bomb’ marches in the
60’s.
My grandma has often regaled me with stories of racist abuse
she had thrown at her growing up so often that it just became nor-
malised, that she had to engineer her way through like the boss she
is; so the idea that I could be involved in racist prejudice myself is
something I done a little snigger at and gurgled tea into my wind-
pipe inducing a choking fit when I discovered it.
Calm your sorely mistaken political-correctness-gone-Batshit-crazy
boner and check your facts! People need to chill out thinking I’m
some ballsed up reverse Michael Jackson wannabe with a life des-
tined to churning out number one smash hit singles with ease and
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