247 Ink Magazine (December/January) 2015-2016 Issue #6 | Page 59

and losses against each other so it’s kind of a vendetta now so I wanna send him home (laughs) If you can pick anybody in the world to tattoo.. dead or alive. Oh shit, I don’t know, I’d probably just want to hang out and pick their brains for a while. The older guys. Guys like Sailor Jerry, Ed Hardy Paul Booth said he would love to tattoo the Pope.. Does he want to tattoo the Pope ON the Pope (laughs) Sure he’s workin’ on it. I got an idea this morning for something we’ve never done before. I sent a text to a few people asking if they have any questions we should ask you, so we have a question from Halo. “How did it go with that Asian girl?” Oh God, she got fired, poor girl. A cast producer who was drunk and tried to fool around with me. She got busted by one of the other babysitters. Next morning the pillows were turned over with a sign that said “don’t sit on this couch”, I think she threw up. I never saw her again but she’s texted a few times. Kyle Dunbar asks “everyone thinks you’re pretty funny and would you ever try stand up comedy? I did! I was blackout drunk when I did it. The first time was at a pub next to a shop I was working at. I got hammered and they had open mic night so I got up. I did 2 hours I can’t remember at all and nobody videoed it. The next day I went in to apologize and they said “No you were great. You should do St. Patrick’s Day!” So I guess it wasn’t too bad. 2 hours.. I made $5. 57