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have? We’ve been asked if there’s anything too weird. I think my thresholds a little high there because honestly my business partner turned away a mummified head that I’m still to this day really wishing she didn’t. She said it had a stink to it from decomposition but it was old, it was from Egypt, not necessarily an Egyptian mummy, but it was a very old head, I would have bought it in a second. I wasn’t there that day, this dude brings it in and says it was given to him, his family were missionaries in Egypt decades ago, they were given this head, they hate it, they don’t want it, he was practically going to give it to us, and she said no. She said oh no the smell, it was horrible, and I was like ugh, tell me your fucking around with me, tell your kidding around, because that’s insane, why would you give away a mummy head like that? Why would you let that mummy head walk out the door? But she did. A friend of mine actually once passed on a shrunken head, it was actually a child’s head and it wasn’t terribly old, so that we passed on. Also anything illegal, that’s the other problem. In this business, official wildlife stuff, owls, eagles, hawks, predatory birds, great apes, songbirds, is all the stuff you’re not allowed to have, that we passed on. And skulls, like American Indian remains, that’s a felony, you go to the penitentiary for that, we passed on those. Also anything dug out of a grave, again that’s illegal, so not so much. Do you have any favorite clients? Favorite clients? No. We’ve had a lot of clients over the years, people often ask, “who shops at your shop?”. It’s everyone you would expect and every199