smoker you’re a member of the club. You can sit down with them and find
out what’s going on. It’s really nice. It’s a good entree into any social circle
no matter where you travel. I don’t play golf either. Golf is ridiculous. I
don’t know why it exists.
You’re quite the comedian. Any plans for an open mic night?
I’m attracted to funny things. I like to say and hear funny things. Funny
things are fun. I enjoy that. But no I’m not gonna do that. I would be hor-
rible. I like to write stuff. I write films and stories and I read a ton. I read
every day. I even read funny things. I don’t like not being funny.
Have you ever done anything with your writing?
I had a show that got optioned by the Harvey Weinstein Group. I’m work-
ing with an actor now on getting a doctor show produced but it’s impos-
sible, so difficult, you have a better chance of winning the lottery. Not
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