247 Ink Magazine (August/September) 2017 Issue#16 | Page 32

tattooing a few years but I fell into it by accident and felt like I had to do it. A friend of mine had a building in a prime location and they were like we’ll set you up. It won’t cost you anything. Good friends. So I thought I’ll try it, I’ll go for it. I ran an ad on the radio because it was a college town. and airtime on the radio was very inexpensive so I took advantage of it, all the shops did. Summer was boomin’ with the beach and all. There was this guy who had a shop, a competitor, but he was like 20 miles away. He ran an ad on the ra- dio and when I heard it I had a shit- fit (laughs) I was so pissed off. It said “This isn’t an illusion, this is the real thing” throwing me under a bus. At the time I met a really good guy, an old timer who had traveled and tat- tooed all over. They called him Sailor Ken. He worked all over the world, super cool guy. I got to know him pretty good. So I called him up and I was goin’ on “Can you believe these motherfuck- ers?” and so on. He said “George, calm down, settle down, when we hang up I want you to call the florist and send them a dozen roses, and thank them for the free advertising they just gave you. If they’re doing that, they’re threatened by you, so take it as a compliment, and thank them.” I’m old school and I was gonna go down there and yank somebody out 30