247 Ink Magazine (August/September) 2016 Issue #10 | Page 61

[laughter] [Phone ringing] … Hello! Hello! (laughs) Yeah, we will get this straight yet. [laugh] When you said it was 2:30 there, I thought ok, it’s 5:30 here, which meant call you at 8:30 here, and when I looked at it later, it was like 9 O’clock. I was like fuck, I missed it. [laughs] Okay, I thought it was me. I was like wait a minute, maybe I missed your call. No, and then I texted you thinking I fucked up but I didn’t hear from you. I’ve just been sitting here… let’s see. How is it going? Pretty good, man!… Absolutely Okay, what did you mean by unemployed? Just for the day or …? Oh no, I quit the job the day I came back. You did? Sure! Of course I did. Well I don’t know, I figured you and Sausage were just fake fighting. No, you know, that’s the thing man. I told people on the show, the truth is I was never… I never did use fake stuff you know, that is really me. And yeah, I can’t stand Sausage. So after the show I packed my stuff and left. I didn’t know that, shit, okay. No, no. And I think he’s a slippery little weasel. I Skyped with him, met him, and he seems like a great guy. I never say anything behind somebody’s back that I don’t say to their face. You feel free to put whatever I say, in there I could care less. You know, I’m … anything I say. No, I think Sausage is one of those people. He just acts in a certain way in front of the cameras, the minute, there is a camera on, you know, it’s all that boy scout smile and 59