to the young, pretty barman and grasps the cooled glass. Tingling of water on the palm, tightening the pores, affirming the grip as if Doyle was trying to crush the glass in his hands. Dodge, avoid, avoiding dodges, such a crowded room is indicative of the product ' s addictive qualities.
Voice One in a Million – Can you believe it? The absolute gall of a woman like that to talk to a man like me, her daughter’ s husband, the hand she took under God. silleebitch. God rest her soul, but honestly the way she behaved then was uncalled for. I arrived home and I’ ve got mud on my shoes, perfectly normal, it was a damp day. I walked through the foyer of the building and stamped my feet on the doormat and then carried on. I was then sat at the kitchen table, a beautiful walnut table with legs that ran down seamlessly and spread out wide onto the floor, you know takeep stability. But then, as if she rose through the floor itself, Mary’ s mothers exclaiming and proclaiming and preaching, about how she keeps the floors cleananclenshumudt ….
Barman’ s Tennis. a flowing riverun of stout angled running down the walls of the glass, the volume plateauing and rising in a cycle of noise. The poor barmens brains being battered and berated, twenisixadforaddthatoofifteh, an unstoppable reeling of numbers compiling the prices of the drinks being ordered in an almost ritualistic tongue. The tip of the tongue bouncing from the base of the front teeth to the tips of the bottom teeth, faint smacking can be heard, focus hard and hardly focus on
Re-emergence of Stouts. A pinhole. A dark point at the front of the object, usually kept warm by its colleague, poking out spouting. Would you like to try our new draft sir? A communal almost ignorance to the deposing of recycled material.
A projection of self. Doylelike. Pretentious ramblings from a pretentious soul. Booming from the booth at the end of the room, The notes of his Tuba-like mouth travel across the ale soaked tables.
-To be truthful, I hardly ever shave anymore. I ' ve always said“ Don ' t try to be a man and shave when you don ' t have to”, it shows a lack of a brain. My liver has gotten much better since I slowed down though, to be truthful, I don ' t miss it very much, a social thing it is so it ' s the pint I miss most, but other than that I wouldn ' t change a thing. And to be truthful I keep most of my wages now, it isn ' t all going into the barman’ s pocket.
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