Okay .
DALE
NAYELI Yeah ? Okay , awesome . I just need you to fill out a waiver so you can ’ t sue us if a shark bites your leg off . I ’ m totally kidding . You ’ ll be fine . Hopefully . What ’ s your name ?
Jensen .
Jensen . Cool . Last name ?
DALE
NAYELI
DALE Oh , last name is Jensen . First name is Dale .
Great . Dale Jensen , please sign here .
NAYELI
( NAYELI hands him a sheet of paper . He scribbles his name and hands it back to her . She looks at the paper .)
NAYELI Dale Jensen , do you know what you and my two-year-old have in common ?
Two-year-old ?
DALE
NAYELI Yeah , my son . Your signatures look exactly the same . Dude , you write like a toddler . ( beat ) I ’ m sorry . That was rude . I don ’ t even know why I said that . Diarrhea of the mouth .
How old are you ?
Sixteen .
And you have a baby ? Just one ?
What ’ s that supposed to mean ? I don ’ t know . I just —
DALE
NAYELI
DALE
NAYELI DALE
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