DALE
( Unable to make eye contact ) By myself .
NAYELI Cool . This is a great way to meet people . I feel like kayaking is a super fun social activity . Super easy to make friends . Plus , if you follow us on Insta , at Beach Mama , you get like a five dollar discount . ( beat ) You look more like a Facebook guy . What ’ s your username ? I ’ ll friend you .
No .
No ?
I mean , I don ’ t have that . No Facebook .
DALE
NAYELI
DALE
NAYELI That ’ s probably a good thing . I ’ m like so over social media right now . My stupid ex is posting all of these dumbass pictures — Sorry . I talk a lot . My Nana says I have diarrhea of the mouth . That ’ s a pretty gross visual , I know . ( beat ) Do you have any interest in kayaking today ?
( lost in thought ) What ?
DALE
NAYELI Kayaking ? It really is a beautiful day for it . I ’ m not just saying that . It ’ s been really hot lately and today it ’ s cooled down a bit . Thank God . I mean it ’ s still hot but at least you don ’ t feel like taking a shower after just having taken a shower . You know ? Of course , you ’ re all dressed for a boardroom or something . Are you looking for some beach clothes ?
( concerned ) Do I need them ?
DALE
NAYELI I mean does anyone need beach clothes ?
I don ’ t know .
DALE
NAYELI Dude , you don ’ t need any clothes for the beach . You could run around naked . But I wouldn ’ t recommend it unless you wanna go to jail .
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