2016 Bending Reality Magazine December 2016 | Page 8

SNOWMAN POOP (Really?)

By Princess Purple

It's hard to know who to shop for, or what can I afford.

Well wonder no more. I have the answers to your problem. Give something to everyone. I hear you saying; that's crazy Princess. I can't afford all of that. Fear not, I bring you Snowman Poop. A gift that will bring laughs and comments on how creative you are.

You are going to need these items, if you want to eat the poop make sure your glitter is edible.

Sandwich bags

Marshmallows if you get the ones that are big they moosh better.

Glitter if you don't want them eating it you can use any kind if you want people to eat (if you are giving to kids). I like diamond dust you can find it at hobby stores.

Put about 3 or 4 in a sandwich bag.

Then sprinkle the glitter into the bag.

Close the bag (zip locks are the best).

Moosh the mellows in the bag you will see how it mixes with the glitter. Moosh till your poop looks perfect.

Attach the poem here, there are lots of different ones on the internet. You can even get deer poop.

There you have made bags and bags of poop enough so you won’t miss anyone this year.

XoXMerry ChristmasXoX